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cosmicrayola - 2003-07-24 16:46:49
..... As the once, Ms Leslie goes down in the anals of history as ....... (drum roll, please) LADY OF THE FLIES!!! bw-h-a-a-a-a-!
------------------------------- strangerlucy - 2003-07-24 16:53:15
haha @your frog comment-
many years ago when J lived in an apartment- he once walked in to see hundreds of flies on a window. No dead or rotting anything in the apt- just the flies! ick. it remains an isolated and unexplained event.
------------------------------- Barbara - 2003-07-24 17:39:06
Ew, disgusting! Didn't you smell the food in the fireplace?
------------------------------- Dianna - 2003-07-24 21:34:08
Maybe it's time to start burning little bits of charcoal in your fireplace each day, or something. That's horrible to have to deal with.
------------------------------- Katherine - 2003-07-24 22:59:17
You could burn little bits of charcoal, I suppose, but where's the fun in that? You've been sent up a plague of flies, return volley with an animal sacrifice. Or a virgin. Burn something that really says, "Uncle, already--enough with the birds and the bugs!!! I've got butter to think about." That should save you a pesky rebaptizing. [great funny entry, too, by the way]
------------------------------- Summer Gale - 2003-07-25 07:56:51
It's a plague! You're doomed sinner! REPENT .. lol!
------------------------------- Karenpts - 2003-07-25 15:44:59
Hi Leslie, Your dry wit and manner of presentation would have David Letterman in stitches. The only other person I can think of was the way Buddy Hackett could tell a story.
I loved your punch line. Karenpts
------------------------------- Kat - 2003-07-26 11:03:29
We have had that problem for two years. The flies come out of nowhere in our house...we think that a fly was laying eggs in the walls or something. Ewwwww!
------------------------------- [email protected] - 2003-07-30 02:28:26
Cool... don't forget to watch for locusts
------------------------------- Suburban Island - 2003-08-06 12:57:19
Sounds like it could be filmed as part of the trailer for a scary fly movie.
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